Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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