Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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