if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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