i don't like sucking hair
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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