Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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