We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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