I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Only a mothe r could love this liver
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Randomize
