Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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