I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
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