and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I'm just crazy horny about you
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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