so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
i drank out of a bidet.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
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