Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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