as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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