this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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