I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
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