You really coming over, don't trick.
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I just found puke in my bra..
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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