so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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