im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
