im holly from the hills drunk
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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