Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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