I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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