i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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