just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
We were destined to go to rehab together
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
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