do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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