If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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