is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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