Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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