super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
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