are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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