guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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