i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
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