pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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