I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
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