Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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