that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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