how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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