so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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