so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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