lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
