I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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