Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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