that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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