Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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