I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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