yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Found your dick twin last night
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
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