where does the pee come out of this thing
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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