dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Randomize
