were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
