All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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