My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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