What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize