garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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