IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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