I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
...so i touched it.
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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