I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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